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jimthefiend · 11-01-2005, 12:46 PM

What gives (Excuse me while I kill this fucking uber annoying Topbucks ad thingy)

Rewind...

What gives these geriatric old bitches the idea that cutting their hair short makes them look like less of a fucking fossil?

My fucking Mom just got hers all cut off and when she walked in my door a while ago I actually let out a shriek of terror. I informed her that she looked like a 12 year old boy with that disease that makes you age like 80 times normal rates and that she needed to get a wig.

wtf?

Dear old bats, if you wish to look younger, do something about those saggy fucking tits and leave the hair alone.

Fucking hell.

11-01-2005, 12:46 PM
jimthefiend So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: icq: 121189 Posts: 18,889	WTF is it with old Ladies anyway? What gives (Excuse me while I kill this fucking uber annoying Topbucks ad thingy) Rewind... What gives these geriatric old bitches the idea that cutting their hair short makes them look like less of a fucking fossil? My fucking Mom just got hers all cut off and when she walked in my door a while ago I actually let out a shriek of terror. I informed her that she looked like a 12 year old boy with that disease that makes you age like 80 times normal rates and that she needed to get a wig. wtf? Dear old bats, if you wish to look younger, do something about those saggy fucking tits and leave the hair alone. Fucking hell.