Great interview my friend....but.....I think I'm going to answer those questions again but this time tell the REAL story...hahaha...only fucking with you man (although I know you're sweating in your chair right now) I can honestly say, being your best friend for the last 6 years, I have learned a few things:
1. David Branden Ramos will kill AND die for his friends
2. Although sometimes it may seem like it, David never forgets anything
do for him. Just when I think he's forgotten a favor, he repays it 10
fold.
3. David really does like Trannies. And no, this isn't an industry thing, this
dates back to our days in Augusta when he worked as a bartender at
the sleaziest gay bar in town called "The Barracks". But, in his defense,
a blowjob doesn't make you gay. hahaha....only kidding!!
4. Like myself, David doesn't give haters the fucking time of day and can
make the best/most of any given situation. I mean, how else would he
be able to work with Eric and "The Hatchet" everyday if he couldn't.
Sorry Mr. Matis and Mr. Hatchet....no harm intended, I love you guys.
5. David has probably, with all seriousness fathered more asian kids than
are in the Chinese military. It's science, it goes back to the whole
Puerto Rican love of Asian/Black women.
6. David will give you the shirt off his back...both literally and figuratively!
7. David has an undying love for animals...he loves this cat for some reason
8. David wears his heart on his sleeve and doesn't need to hide behind
anyone or anything...except maybe this sushi menu
9. David is the BEST drinking buddy I have ever known. Some of the things
him and I have gotten into.....wow....I couldn't make the shit up!
10. I love this guy with all my heart...Congrats on your new found fame in
in the industry Dave-o, your dedication is paying off.
