They just had a romantic candle light dinner and his girl looks absolutely lovely. He had light jazz on, every course served without error, everything was great until the dog walked by (long haired collie)  and lit his tail on fire  
 
So off to the dance they just went. And off for a much needed glass of wine for me! 
I'm walking away from the GFY drama to relax and reflect on how frigging old I am  

  and pray to god he keeps his damn hands to himself.