man, there was the funniest program with these dolls on, where this old dude (bout 65-70) bought one that looked like this young chick he used to date *cough* bullshit *cough*.
anyway, he was totally in love with it and had all these ropes and shit hanging from the ceilings so he could fuck the doll in all sorts of weird positions without holding it... plus he said he always finished himself off with the hand. you could tell the doll had taken a LOT of punishment, to the extent you almost felt sorry for it.
he was totally gross, but the way he said everything with an unwavering pride, put him on that legend / loser border
