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OK kids..... the first rule of in-law abuse is this
you must know that they really dont like you
in the beginning all will be smiles and hugs and good food
you will feel equal accepted and loved
but........................
its all bullshit they dont like you and there daughter really could do better
so it is your responsibility to make them all feel like losers and especially dad since he is the leader of the household.
The best way to do this is guess what...............thats right use the daughter herself
late one night while you in the daughter are having pillow talk make up some really fucked up family secret with emphasis on your dad being the fucked up party if you can make yourself cry that would be even better
tell her how you feel like such a loser and that how you wish your family was perfecxt like hers
and this is when it will get good if you have been laying the pipe halfway right then she will begin to tell you some of the most fucked up family secrets you ever heard (everyone has them)
at the next family get together throw this up in a circle of no less then 6 family members including dad in law but make sure to keep a smile on the whole time like anything you said out the way was un intentional
he will start to feel like shit
now just sit back and watch the dominoes fall he will start arguing with his wife and proably kick her ass your wife will start crying but pay her no mind get some fuckin popcorn and relax
once shit is way outta control the brother will proably accuse the dad of i-n-c-est thats when you step in
and say you know can we all just be a family here be sure to shed a tear
they will all feel like shit and you will look like the hero
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