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poppet · 10-25-2005, 04:56 PM

One more.

I don't take no crap from anybody...... else but you.
I wear the pants around here.....when I'm finished with your laundry.
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight,
when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
I'm the man of this house..... until you get home.

What I say goes around here..... right out the window.
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining.. ... so I'll shut up.
The sooner you learn who's boss around here,
the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
'Cause I am the head honcho around here..... but it's all in my head.

And I can have sex anytime..... that you want.
'Cause I'm a man who has needs..... but they're not that important.
And don't expect any flowers from me,
because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
I'm the king of my castle.... when you're not around.

And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want..... to get in trouble.
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready..... to sleep on the couch.
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do,
and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
Because I'm top dog around here..... but I've been neutered!

10-25-2005, 04:56 PM
poppet Just call me Tala! :) Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: TECHIEMEDIA - the only host you'll ever need! (Did I mention that their techs ROCK?? Ask me about them.) Posts: 1,499	One more. I don't take no crap from anybody...... else but you. I wear the pants around here.....when I'm finished with your laundry. 'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight, when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right". I'm the man of this house..... until you get home. What I say goes around here..... right out the window. And I don't want to hear a lot of whining.. ... so I'll shut up. The sooner you learn who's boss around here, the sooner you can give me my orders, dear. 'Cause I am the head honcho around here..... but it's all in my head. And I can have sex anytime..... that you want. 'Cause I'm a man who has needs..... but they're not that important. And don't expect any flowers from me, because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry. I'm the king of my castle.... when you're not around. And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want..... to get in trouble. And I'll come home when I'm good and ready..... to sleep on the couch. Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do, and I'm going to do what you tell me to. Because I'm top dog around here..... but I've been neutered! __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.