5. Just how did the STD clinic give you food poisoning? Why did you go there? How often do you go?
ROFL!!!!!! Geez, I wonder who came up with this crazy story....RONALDO!!!!

Here's the thing, I went out for Sushi Sunday night and I got too brave and tried all kinds of new shit and I got very sick from it and had to go to the clinic...Not sure where the STD comes in (Maybe I shouldn't of given Ronaldo a blowjob in Montreal...I think he's trying to tell me something)
