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You're the only motherfucker I know that can sit on a pack of lifesavers and tell me what flavor it is...
Let's get off mothers, cuz I just got off yours...
If my dog bit you, I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards....
Is that your face or did your neck take a shit?
Some people got hit with the ugly stick, you got hit with the whole fucking tree...
I'd slap you but shit splatters....
Nice clothes fuckface, what did you do...fuck the drapes?
Pussy!
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