Me and my girl laughed at the 'visa' or what the fuck paper we had to fill on the plane.
I actually saved a copy.
Here's the questions on it;
A) Do you have contagious disease or a physical or mental illness? Are you misuser of drugs, or addicted to them?
B) Have you ever been arrested or convicted of a crime or a misdemeanor which can be considered against common morality or which is related to narcotics? Have you ever been convicted of 2 or more crimes of which the total jailtime was more than 5 years? Have you been a drugdealer or are you coming to the USA to conduct illegal or immoral activity?
C) Have you ever, or at this moment practiced espionage, sabotage or terrorism, have you been a part of genocide or were you a part of nazi-germany or it's allied between 1933-45
D) Are you coming to USA to get a job? Have you ever been denied access into the USA or been turned away from the border? Have you applied for a visa or tried to access USA with false ID or by stating things that are not true?
E) Have you taken custody, or held a child or denied a child access to the usa if the other parent is from USA and the custody of the child has been ordered to be to that person
F) Have you been denied the visa or access to the USA, or is your visa out of date? If so, when_________ where?________-
G) Have you ever been demanding an acquittal in a courtroom for yourself
Then there's some small print, this part I find hilarious:
.."It's been estimated that this form takes approximately 6 minutes to fill, 2 to read it and four to fill it. If you have any concerns about this estimation contact ...and then the address". lol.. who fucking cares?
This has been translated from finnish to english by me, but it's basically word-to-word translation