Ariel Sharon explaining "Well you've got to admire their enthusiasm. We wiped them out in Lebanon and they came back. We flattened Gaza and they popped up again. Then they came up with this ridiculous peace process nonsense and now they've come up with another humdinger. Still, we agree with a large part of this Palestinian endeavour - namely the part where they kill themselves. Indeed we have been trying to help them out in this for the last few months. We have already started on the young men who are most likely to become suicide bombers."
Continuing his statement he then described a new Israeli policy called 'Youthanasia' whereby "we pre-emptively help them to commit suicide whether they've expressed a desire to or not. We've also adopted a streamlined, fast-track process for these individuals which doesn't require them to sign a form of consent so that we can get on with helping to die in the most humane and timely manner possible."
