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17. Do you rub the fact that you're one of the chosen people into non chosen people's faces?
I don't think I do. Maybe when I'm around VirtuMike. But that's just because he's the most in your face Jew you could ever meet. It cracks me up.
The last day of Internext last year we ordered sandwiches from the Rum Jungle before my flight out. There were about 8 of us and everyone got their food except for me. The waitress never put my order in and she kept stalling. For some reason it ended up talking longer to get my one dish than it took to make everyone elses. VirtuMike told me that I wasn't a real Jew because at one point when the waitress came around to ask everyone how the food was I didn't say anything. He says I should have said, "Oh my gosh this food is so good you have to try it."
Then when she looks down and sees no food in front of me she'll say, "What food?".
To which I if I was a "real Jew" Mike says I would have matter-of-factly exhaled, "Ahhhh-ah!".
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