Well, I had a DREAM where I was a colllege student again, and I was part of a small group of 20 some kids who got to meet the President and ask him questions. In my dream I was a little bit DRUNK or something at the meeting, and I started breaking the guys balls with some hard-hitting questions ... expecting Secret Service to drag me out, but they never did. He sputtered out a half-assed reply and then gave me his normal goofy-ass blank look.
Then on the way out the door, everyone was shaking his hand ... but when I got up to him, he wouldn't shake my hand. He just said "that's ok" and grinned at me like he wanted to ring my neck. So I was like "What? How about knuckles?" ....
And he wouldn't even give me knuckles.
-P