If Dirty Danza kicks over the money he owes you from last show, will that help? Good chance for him to earn back some of his rep...
You could always dress some dude up to look like Ludacris, have a DJ play a Ludacris album, and then have him lip-synch, since that seems to be about where the music industry is these days anyway.
I wonder how much Gwen Stefani would charge? She doesn't even have to sing - she can just like stand on the stage. That would be enough for me.
Good luck D$.
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