Theo The Theologian

My fellow Brother's, and Sister's living in Florida are doomed. I just got the memo from The Man Upstairs.

On a side note I find it strange that fingernails grow slightly faster than toenails, yet toenails are approximately twice twice as thick? I can't decide which I would rather be.

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I'm a hate-fuelled umbrella-wielding photographer with a winning smile, and a way with the ladies.