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A middle aged lady goes to her docter to ask about alternatives to plastic surgery.
"Doctor," she said, "Is there anything I can do about the lines on my face? I look 20 years older than I am!"
"Actually, there is something I can do for you," he said, "I will put this knob on the back of your head, under your hair, and whenever you feel the need for a little lift, just twist the knob and it will pull your skin back a bit."
"Great!" she said. "I can't wait to see my new face!"
The lady goes home and gets in front of the mirror and gets ready to give the knob a twist. She gives it a couple turns and is amazed at the results. She took 10 years off her face!
Days go by and she continues to use the knob when she felt the need, until one day it seems to be broken. She turns and turns and she still has huge bags under her eyes. She returns to the doctor and asks him to fix it.
"Doctor, this stupid thing isn't working anymore, could you fix it? The bags under my eyes seem to be bigger than ever!"
"Umm, " the doctor stammers. "Ma'am, those aren't bags under your eyes, they're your breasts!"
"Oh, I guess I shouldn't ask you about my goatee then!"
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