Molsen Dry -- 5.5 % alcohol, dry-brewed flavor, bold yet easy-drinking taste with no aftertaste. It goes down gooood.
Serve it ice cold, preferably with hot female friends, none of this "best served warm" crap.
Btw, after the real beer is removed from the vats, stout is the sludge that's left in the bottom. Yes, let's all raise a glass of warm sludge. :D