Fucking hell.
I'm sitting on my couch minding my own damn business watching the movie "Crash". I paused it, hopped into the kitchen to grab a beer, a ham sandwich and to cut myself a line of meth. As I made my way back to the living room to resume watching my movie (on a system that is WAY fucking better than yours Amp) I happened to glance out the window and saw something SHOCKING. A negro, yes NEGRO was allowing his mutant hahahahahaha pit bull to defacate (sp?) on my freshly mown grass.
I called the police and reported the dude for trying to break into my car.
