Okay, now this is weird...
I feel like I am tying my shoelaces in the mirror, while totally submerged in Olive Oil.
What is Gothweb talking about, you ask? I'm talking about using Windows. Meh!

I am running Windows 98 in emulation. Even if it weren't for the clunkyness of emulation, this OS is skanky. Maybe I'm just spoiled. Obviously, MS thinks so, since XP is a cheap ripoff of Mac OS X.
Ah well, at least my emulator supports my dual processors.