Oh, come on now Shoehorn. Maybe not everyone knows it, but I heard that you lifted your net name from the tap dancing, horn playing, Michael "Shoehorn" Conley (who is consdiered as a hybrid of Gene Kelly and John Coltrane):
Too bad you were born with two left feet and couldn't carry a tune in a bucket...but, hey, it's good for a guy to have a dream, even if it's a delusional one.
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