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Old 10-03-2005, 06:46 PM  
Greg B
So Fucking Banned
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
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Originally Posted by ChrisAnubis
Get a real fucking pet...like a dog.

My buddy had a lab that, if he got out, would chase down the cats and literally eat them. Nothing left of the pussy but the fur. Damn dog killed almost all the cats in the neighborhood.
Oh, a few years ago a guy moved in across the yard and had one of those pet bull mastiffs. The dog was cool and he would walk it around the neighborhood no prob. Then one day I heard alot of meowing and growling and an Armenian lady who lives next door started screaming and I bolted out the door and knew his dog had gotten hold of someone's cat. All the cats in the neighborhood visit everyone's house so I was worried. That dog literally tore the cat in half and was chewin on the ass end while the front end of the cat was still alive and was trying to crawl under a car!

That guy grabbed his dog and started kickin' it's ass but we said the dog was just being a dog and he should have had it leashed like he was supposed to.

Too many people in Hollywood walk their dogs without a leash and when the dog gets hit by a car or shot they act all stupid.

The other day some gang kid had a pit bull on a leash he couldn't control. He rolled up on me with that mutt and I told him in no uncertain terms to secure the animal. He said 'What?' to me and I went for my shit. He had no idea I was about to shoot the dog and beat his ass with the dog's carcass. He backed down and went down the street and when I was at class the cops who go there too asked me what was wrong and I told em' and they told me they had just arrested this dumb fuck before I arrived.

I grew up raising dogs and have fought off three at a time and I mean dobermans. If you're not trained don't try it and I was only 16 at the time. Nowadays I can break a dog in half.

I had a St. Bernard/Wolfhound that was HUGE and strong as a bull. We would wrestle alot and he was no-fucking-joke. We raised pits in Brooklyn a few years ago and that litter was champion material so I know what I'm doing with a pit or a mastif.

There are definitely some cats I would not mess with! Some get like 20lbs! Some rabbits get that big too and you do not wanna fight one. Rabbits can turn around in their skin and put more bites on you than a crackhead childhood friend.

I saw a rabbit fuck a dog up so bad they had to put the dog to sleep. The rabbit had latched onto the dog's snout and damn near bit it in half. The wound got infected so bad that the vet had no choices. That rabbit dragged that dog under a chicken coop and wouldn't let fucking go! They do like gators, they latch on and spin til they tear something off. Took two men to haul that rabbit out afterward.
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