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Greg B · 10-03-2005, 03:27 PM

I've known two cats that have my vote for 'Kick Ass'!

One was a tabby male that was so ruthless a mouser that mice used to hang out OUTSIDE his apartment until he left to go outside.

We used to always know when he was home with my pal who owned him and the store owner who lived downstairs used to love that cat cause he would fuck up some mice bad. The mice were there because there was a lot nearby with garbage. If you played with that cat you had to put on boxing gloves cause he would fuck you up. One day my pal was fussing with him and this cat grabbed his glove and latched onto the carpet and almost pulled his ass down to the floor. Amazing.

Another cat is a neighbor's cat here in California. I saw this cat jump six feet straight up in the air and snag a fucking bird from a fig tree and the bird was wrapped in the leaf like a damned taco. That shit was amazing! This cat is the terror of the neighborhood and he is BIG. He has kicked possums asses and big ass rats and even one day I went into my yard and saw a pile of feathers that looked like a new carpet had been layed down and in the middle was a fucking hawk that this cat had gotten hold of that morning and fucked it up. There were feathers EVERYWHERE. I didn't know a bird had that many feathers. I've seen some hawks and some are small and some big. This one was medium sized and young. No flaws except a broken neck and a missing head top.

Did you or do you own a cat that is a bad ass?

10-03-2005, 03:27 PM
Greg B So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: EARTH (for the time being) Posts: 7,014	Does Your Cat Kick Ass? I've known two cats that have my vote for 'Kick Ass'! One was a tabby male that was so ruthless a mouser that mice used to hang out OUTSIDE his apartment until he left to go outside. We used to always know when he was home with my pal who owned him and the store owner who lived downstairs used to love that cat cause he would fuck up some mice bad. The mice were there because there was a lot nearby with garbage. If you played with that cat you had to put on boxing gloves cause he would fuck you up. One day my pal was fussing with him and this cat grabbed his glove and latched onto the carpet and almost pulled his ass down to the floor. Amazing. Another cat is a neighbor's cat here in California. I saw this cat jump six feet straight up in the air and snag a fucking bird from a fig tree and the bird was wrapped in the leaf like a damned taco. That shit was amazing! This cat is the terror of the neighborhood and he is BIG. He has kicked possums asses and big ass rats and even one day I went into my yard and saw a pile of feathers that looked like a new carpet had been layed down and in the middle was a fucking hawk that this cat had gotten hold of that morning and fucked it up. There were feathers EVERYWHERE. I didn't know a bird had that many feathers. I've seen some hawks and some are small and some big. This one was medium sized and young. No flaws except a broken neck and a missing head top. Did you or do you own a cat that is a bad ass?