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i like the way that this guy words his shit
"Vampire Killer Caught! - Removes Heart and Drinks Victims Blood!"
makes it sound like dracula has been captured. he was caught a long time ago, son.
you should write for the fucking british tabloids:
"SHOCKFEST HORROR AS PRIEST FATHER OF THREE DATES 32 YEAR OLD DIVORCEE IN MIDNIGHT ROMP SHOCK SHOCK HORROR SHOCK!"
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