If you didn't get one it's likely because I don't like you, but more likely I didn't want to make anymore. In any case here's the link.
For those that requested thanks for playing along with my fansign parody
http://www.sharkyfarts.com/gallery/v/Theo_Fansigns/
On a side note why do people always say "Don't reinvent the wheel"? I think everything (even wheels) could be improved upon. Pancakes would be a good start.