Originally Posted by NoWhErE

Find a girl that gives amazing head. Bring her hom.

When the Girlfriend asks what the skank is doing in the house, simply respond

"If I can teach her to cook and clean, you're outta here!"



She should feel threatened enough to comply to your every wish and demand



or divorce you... in which case ain't so bad cause at least you got a good skank to give you head while you cry over your new found loneliness you poor son of a bitch...