Originally Posted by DonovanPhillips

While in the bathroom I was stunned when reality struck me and I realized the primordial soup theory is correct, but with a twist.

First of all, the Primordial Soup Theory suggests that life began in a pond or ocean as a result of the combination of chemicals from the atmosphere and some form of energy to make amino acids, the building blocks of proteins, which would then evolve into all the species.

Looking in the bowl tonight I realized where the Primordial Soup came from... folks, like it or not, we all came out of God's ass.

Think about that one for awhile.