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Old 10-01-2005, 09:43 PM  
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Originally Posted by Babagirls
to just grab a beer & shoot some pool & chill out?
i fuckin hate goin to a bar by myself (especially being a female). i have to dress up in a hoodie, jeans, and sneakers just so that i dont get the cluster of "hey, how ya doin?" guys

oddest fuckin feelin is walking into a unknown bar (especially when its busier than it seems), and you open the door & have like 50 people stop & stare at ya for a few seconds lol

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

I can't even believe this question.

Going to bars by myself is the fucking bomb!

Heres why:
When I go with guy friends I never get laid because they are usually fucking stupid and inadvertingly cock block all night long by refusing to STFU when a female approaches me, talk about stupid shit that redirects the conversation, mentions some chick I fucked last week, pisses the female's friend off so she grabs the one I'm looking at and they both leave, gets jealous and starts saying "this chick's ugly, I know you aint gonna fuck that"; and then they run out of money and I start paying for their drinks.

When I go with a female friend other chicks think she's my date and I don't get laid.

When I go alone:
Females approach me easier.
Horny chicks figure they got a better shot since I'm alone.
I leave whenever I'm ready and not on someone else's clock


And about being afraid of the people in the bar....
HA! Every time I go into a red neck bar where the folks are supossed to lynch me, I say hello and start talking and every fucking one of them buys me a drink. I can't get out of the fucking place because they keep sending over more drinks. A few times one of these "red necks" took me back to his crib and we both fucked his wife.


About being female:
When guys start hounding you just gravitate over to some guy who is just minding his own business and not being aggressive and start talking to him.
You'll have a better conversation, make a new friend and the hounds will back off. I meet a lot of females by playing the non-hound role and my friends think I got some kind of magic to pick up chicks...nope, no magic, I'm just the only guy not acting like a sex starved maniac and with the fools in the bar these days that's usually enough to get a lady's attention.
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