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it's all in good fun. my fav is the dear penis song
Dear Penis , I don't think I like you anymore .
You used to stare at me while I was shaving .
Now you just stare at the floor .
Dear Penis , I don'tlike you anymore
It used to be just you and me a paper towel and a dirty magazine .
That's all we needed to get by .
But now , things are not the same and , I beleive that you're the one to blame .
Dear Penis , I don't like you anymore .
( And he sings )
Dear Rodney , I don't think I like you anymore .
Because , when you get to drinkin' , you stick me places I've never been befor .
Dear Rodney , I don't like you anymore .
Now it seems to me if we could get a grip on our man to hand relationship .
It seems our lives would be so fine .
And , if we could just our heads together , we might just stay home together .
Dear Penis , I think I like you after all ....
And , Dear Rodney , while your shavein' .
Shave my balls ........
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