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Old 09-30-2005, 11:08 PM  
Paul Markham
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Originally Posted by NoWhErE
What about the other 80% of the time? What did he get? His gonads knee'ed?

Lol, how 'bout you just pay attention to the girl, say some insightfully clever things, and then whisper into her ear : SUCK ME BEAUTIFUL!

That usually works
That's what I was thinking. 100% of girls will sleep with you today if they like you. So this guy lost out on 80% ot the girls he dated.

Also bringing up oral sex is a sure way of getting the girl on guard and thinking you're an idiot and/or pervert. I find holding hands, looking into the girls eyes, making her laugh and if I get the opportunity without being obvious stroking her neck works for me a lot better than 20% on first dates.

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Originally Posted by gornyhuy
This thread is 99% bullshit.
This thread is mostly from virgins who love to dream.
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