The topic suggests it all, and i assume this thread is gonna be fun!
We will follow a rule here in this thread, please post whatever you want but dont throw flames at each one... otherwise this board might catch a fire..lol 
Let me explain how it works: You will grant the wish of the previous poster ofcourse in a craziest way and then you wish for something and someone else follows....
FOR eg:
Something like this:
Post 1: I wish i could go for a vacation in Hawaii.
Post 2: Granted, but then you wake up frm your dream
I wish i had my own personal jet.
Post 3: Granted but they have no wings
etc...etc....etc.... 
Ofcourse not make it serious and wish for the hurricanes to stop or find a cure for aids , coz it wont make sense ...lol
Okay so here's the first wish:
I wish my breakfast arrives soon