Jeez you guys are pussies.
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My neck, my back, my neck and my back.
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I will get my entire erect penis tattooed for a mere 5 million US.
Please nothing vulgar or distasteful as I reserve the right to reject any offer.
*This offer does not include my scrotum.
For an additional 5 million US, 10 million total, I will get a set of tattoo pants featuring your corporate logo and message. Included with this package will be an [bold] actual [/bold] brand, done by sterile surgical wire, of your logo on my erect penis with accents done by tattoo artistry.
I will walk around with no pants for one year, spreading your corporate message across America, much like the Forrest Gump's famous run in the movie of the same title.
I will also be free to attend your corporate events during this year period. I will even be available for masterbation sessions to show your corporate logo in full glory.
After the year period I will be available for promotional events for an event by event basis for a fee not less than 100,000 US. I reserve the right to reject any event offer.
Please consider my offer it offers quite literally an excellent branding opportunity.
Thanks
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