The other night one of our friends got soooo drunk and passed out in the garage/chill area of my buddies house so we felt obligated to warpaint his sorry ass....
We hung him face down by an air compresser so he was hovering about 2 ft. above the cement floor. Then we filled his pockets and underwear with ciggarette butts and ashes. Next we shaved off just one eyebrow and colored half of his face with permanent black marker. After that we wrapped about 25 ft. of anchor chain around his legs and ducktaped his hands... Still had room in his underwear for more so we shoved a nerf football down there and sealed it off with shaving cream. Needless to say, he wasnt too pleased when he woke up.
I know some of you have some good warpaint stories.... cmon!
