Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

When any of the following occurs:

a) I have a burning sensation or drip coming from my penis.
b) I break a rubber while banging a hooker.
c) At the end of any good trip to a 3rd would country where I engaged in lewd activity.
d) If A,B or C do not happen (yea right), I will get checked about every 3 or 4 months.