Originally Posted by JMM

Here, let me help. Email this letter to the FBI:

Dear FBI:

I am a webmaster.

I have been promoting a site which offers full downloads of copyrighted material in violation of Federal law.

I understand that by promoting this site, I also face liability under federal statutes.

Now here is the thing, now these fucktards won't pay me!!!

Please help me.

Thank you in advance for your assistance.

Cordially,

Douchebag.