Originally Posted by kmanrox

So my friends and I went to try this new type of massage parlour, they have what is called 'Lip Service'... Basically you select your chick in the lobby, she takes you up and undresses you, showers you, then lays you on a massage bed, salt scrubs you, washes you, slides a FINGER in your ASS, washes you again, brings you up to the massage room, then gives a good swedish massage with oil.... then LICKS your body from head to toe, tosses your salad like it was going out of style (was it ever in style?), washes you, then blows you or fucks you (depends on the girl).... Oh, and she's either naked or in a neglige' the whole time she does this... Total damage: $45

We roll next door to a nice Spanish style restaurant to top the evening off, total damage: $65

I must be getting old (29), because this is what I consider a BIG FRIDAY NIGHT OUT ... LoL!!