|
some funny questions.
caught this on another site, figured id share. i got a kick out of some of them lol....
1. Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
2. What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
3. What happens when you swallow your pride?
4. Do Vampires get AIDS?
5. Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest things to eat with?
6. If you swallow a burp does it become a fart?
7. Just where are the gruntled employees?
8. Do elevators only go up and down?
9. For ice sculptures..Gee I wonder where they go when they melt.
10. Can you freeze anti-freeze?
11. Why is it called MENstruation?
12. If you only have one eye can you still get double vision?
13. DO you ever wonder if really dumb people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
14. Do blondes really know that they have more fun?
15. Is the Hokey Pokey really what it's all about?
16. If you expect the unexpected, wouldn't the unexpected be expected?
17. Can you cry under water?
18. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
19. If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
20. Since bread is square then why do they make lunch meat round?
21. Why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
22. Once you're in heaven do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
23. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
24. What disease did cured ham actually have?
25. How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
26. Why is it that baby say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
27. If a deaf person has to go to court is it still called a hearing?
28. If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory will they fire you?
29. Why are you IN a movie but you're ON TV?
30. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
31. How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?
32. Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
33. If a 911 operator has a heart attack whom does he/she call?
34 Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
35. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out!"
36. Or watch a white thing come out a chickens Rear and think "that ought to taste good".
37. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
38. Why is ther a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
39. When your photo is taken for your driver's license why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license are you ging to be smiling?
40. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares why is there a stupid song about him?
41. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
42. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
43. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
44. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
45. What do you call a male ballerinas?
46. Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?
47.If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap why didn't he just buy dinner?
48. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
49. If electricity comes from electrons, does moarality come from morons?
50. Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
51. Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
52. Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
|