Originally Posted by Massivecock

He wants to kill himself because his family caught him red-handed wacking off! - (masturbating)!!

So he knows he is going to kill himself do due extreme embarassment and humiliation... But he realizes he can't leave any witnesses to catching him in the act. So the answer is simple.. Take em out!
Then wack off one more time before killing himself...this time he knows he can enjoy it uninterrupted!

Viola!