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My GF just got out of the shower, was walking in the bedroom and came flying right back out, ran right up next to me and whispered "someones trying to get in the bedroom window. The moment I was waiting for for years might be here, it could be the time to test the 12 guage rack noise theory!
I grabbed my 12 guage, got into the bedroom, realized that some fucker was really trying to pry the screen off, got up to about 4 feet from the window, said "Time to DIE!" and racked a shell up.
one fucking nanosecond after that I heard, "thump thump thump thump thump, then the chain link fence rattling, then a thud and grunt, then some scuffling noises (he made it over the fence, but on his head/face/ass) then more thump thump thump. He sounded pretty fucking fast, must have been black.
The 12 guage rack noise theory works like a motherfucker!
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