09-22-2005, 02:01 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Springfield, Illinois
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funniest shit i ever read
http://www.reverendtim.com/porn.html
"Everybody Loves Pornography" by The Reverend Tim McIntire
some quotes for the lazy
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Well, I'll tell you what, my friends...I fucking ADORE pornography. I read it, I watch it, I download it, and I masturbate to it. And I do it with a smile on my face, a song in my heart, and a towel on my stomach. And the whole time I do, there's a little part of my brain that's going,
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Everybody loves pornography. Let's admit it, move on, and get down to solving real problems, like kids killing each other and Jimmy Walker still having a career. It is your First Amendment right to use porn. And we all know from high school government class that if you don't use a right, it will get taken away. So it is your DUTY as an American to download and masturbate to as much pornography as you possibly can. Please, get out of here, go get some porn, and toss one off for UNCLE SAM!
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