Dude, my dad just quit after smoking for almost 40 years.
He said: "Tell this kid to stop being such a pussy. There
are two things that helped me quit smoking after all these years.
1. When you have a craving for a smoke, get stoned.
That worked great for me. Dude, look at my hands, are my hands huge? Because they feel fucking huge man!! Big hand man, look at me!!!!!!"
When I asked him what the second thing was he said "The second what?" so I said "The second thing that helped you quit smoking after 40 years!!!!" and he said, "Oh yeah. Pot, lot's of pot."
There you have it.
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-Rev. Buddy Love
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