You gotta fucking check out this site:
http://www.stileproject.com/nippon.html
Read an excerpt below.
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We here at Stile Project: Nippon are best #1 in Japscats due to careful reasearch and development. We do everthing to provide lovely varieties in texture and sexual tittilations. We try diet of beer and cap'n crunch for festive party scats! Peanuts for enriched proteins scats! Lately we have tried Candy Cane and tinsel for special HOLIDAY SCATS!
How it twinkles, it brings tears to my eye. Is this not the true meaning of Chiristmas? Since you are big fan of Stile Project, ill let you in on a little secret... our best scats are formed from diets of stewed tomatos and rice crispie!! Nothing rounds out slanty turds more than that sunap clackle pop! How succulent.
But good Japscat does not end there! We experiment to find to perfect interactions of person with fecals! We like to "switch it up the jams" right on! Most lesser Japscat company offer same thing every time: poop in basin, poop in school sailor fuku, poop on plastic wrap to lick off, smush poop on face eating. BORING! We have revolutionized scat eating motif to new levels! We think out side of toilet! We were first to say "okay, we know fecals come from posterior, but how about fecals to eat coming out of vaginal opening" AHA! Our wide collection of costumes and high worker mortality rate mean you never see same Japscat twice!