I got bored and hacked a javascript solution together from some web tutorials. No need for PHP or anything.
"sample.xml" file that could be stored on a remote server:
	Code:
	<?xml version="1.0" encoding="ISO-8859-1"?>
<content>
 <item>
  <link>http://www.yahoo.com/</link>
  <text>This links to yahoo.com</text>
  <image>http://us.a1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/ww/beta/y3.gif</image>
 </item>
 <item>
  <link>http://www.google.com</link>
  <text>Google is good.</text>
  <image>http://www.google.com/intl/en/images/logo.gif</image>
 </item>
</content>
 And the following is an html page that will parse that XML file into HTML and place it where you want in an html page:
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<html>
 <head>
   <title>XML Parser</title>
   <script language="JavaScript">
	var xmlhttp;
	var output = "";		
	function loadXMLDoc(url)
	{
	// code for Mozilla, etc.
	if (window.XMLHttpRequest)
	  {
	  xmlhttp=new XMLHttpRequest()
	  xmlhttp.onreadystatechange=xmlhttpChange
	  xmlhttp.open("GET",url,true)
	  xmlhttp.send(null)
	  }
	// code for IE
	else if (window.ActiveXObject)
	  {
	  xmlhttp=new ActiveXObject("Microsoft.XMLHTTP")
	    if (xmlhttp)
	    {
	    xmlhttp.onreadystatechange=xmlhttpChange
	    xmlhttp.open("GET",url,true)
	    xmlhttp.send()
	    }
	  }
	}	
	
	function xmlhttpChange()
	{
		// if xmlhttp shows "loaded"	
		if (xmlhttp.readyStatehahahaha4)
		{
		  // if "OK"
		  if (xmlhttp.statushahahaha200)
		  {
			 xmlObj = xmlhttp.responseXML;
			 parseXML(xmlObj);
		  }
		  else
		  {
		    alert("Problem retrieving XML data")
		  }
	     }
	}     
	
	function parseXML(xmlObj)
	{
		 items = xmlObj.getElementsByTagName("item");
		 for(i=0;i<items.length;i++)
		 {
		 	link = items[i].getElementsByTagName("link")[0].firstChild.nodeValue;
		 	text = items[i].getElementsByTagName("text")[0].firstChild.nodeValue;
		 	image = items[i].getElementsByTagName("image")[0].firstChild.nodeValue;
		 	output += "<p><a href=\"" + link + "\">"
		 		+ "<img src=\""+image+"\" align=left>"
		 		+ text 
		 		+ "</a></p><hr/>";		 		
		 }
		 document.getElementById("targetText").innerHTML = output;	
	}
   </script>
 </head>
<body onLoad="loadXMLDoc('sample.xml')">
<p>Output from xml document:</p>
<div id="targetText">
<!-- output goes here -->
</div>
</body>
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