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Old 07-28-2002, 11:41 PM  
Cheshire
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Join Date: Jul 2001
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No ~ I won't accept that.
They came over, woke you guys up and got buck naked before you could wipe the sleep from your eyes. The girls had brought can upon can of whipped cream and made bikinis topped with berries for nipples, and ate them off of eachother with your help.

Next you had the orgie to end all orgies, and concequently couldn't move for 2 whole days afterward. The girls served you breakfast, lunch and dinner in bed, and exercised your love muscles regularly so that they would not lose strength.

After you *had* to leave them, they all got tattoos of your names to remember you always. Now that the girls are all successful lingerie supermodels, the tattoo 'Porn-Wolf was here' can be seen on the hottest asses on earth.

There, was that so hard??
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