Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

reminds me of the last cops i watched. They rolled up on these 2 crackhead looking dudes and searched their car and found some shit rolled up in plastic bags and assumes its crack or something , and the guy tells him its tobacco , so he rips open the bags and it is tobacco , but its balled up like crack , and they guy explains he was going in to jail on friday or something and was going to "pooper" it , and the cop says " what is pooper it ? " and he explains the jail is tobacco free so he was going to stick it in his ass, haha the cop just stared at him like he was crazy ( must not have been a smoker lol )