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Originally posted by Kris
i didn't know where i was, so i just passed out on the side walk. when a cop came up(according to his report) i cussed him out and tried to piss on him.
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That's some of the most funny shit I've heard in a while...
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The most sick I ever was vomiting like Cheshire was in Long Beach... I sang "American Woman" at full volume at this kareokee bar and even got applause ;) I mixed beer, tequila, and too much weed... I went into my buddy's fridge and there were some week old leftover cheese fries -- I dug into them like it was fresh gormet... Probably 30 mins later I was on the porch barfing -- even the slightest sound would send me into nausea spasms -- my friend Kiera came out to ask me if I was ok -- as soon as I heard her voice I blew chunks all over myself... It was actually hilarious and all my friends were laughing but I seriously felt like I was on the verge of death -- I was very close to asking them to call an ambulance. Thank God for good friends... later that morning I ran to the bathroom (before that I couldn't move) -- I turned on the water for the tub and I'm butt ass naked on the floor passed out by the toilet -- I wake up naked in a pool of water on the floor and some old guy is standing over me, "What the fuck is going on?" -- I'm thinking who the fuck is this old guy!? Turns out the tub had overflowed after I passed out and water is leaking down into the apartment under me and somebody called the landlord ;)