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Kris · 07-28-2002, 05:11 PM

TheFLY... fucking funny story. i've got way too many drunk stories to remeber, but here's one anyway.
two years ago july 4th, my girl friend dumps me. so to fix things, i decide to call some guys and go drinking. we start the night with sushi, saki bombing(this was a key no no). next we meet some girls at this mexican restaurant. they've got these ripping margarita's made with ever clear. i have my 3 minimum and then we hit 6th street in Austin. don't remember anything from here out... then, it seemed like a dream. some cop was yelling at me, tossing me up against the car. next thing i know i wake up in the detox of the jail... with the taste of sushi and alcohol in my mouth. i didn't know why i was there. not to mention i was on probation for a dwi. the only number i could remember was the ex's. she calls my lawyer and comes to pick me up. i was arrested for a PI. turns out my friends put me in a taxi to go home. the fucking taxi driver droped me off at the wrong place. i didn't know where i was, so i just passed out on the side walk. when a cop came up(according to his report) i cussed him out and tried to piss on him.

07-28-2002, 05:11 PM
Kris Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 940	TheFLY... fucking funny story. i've got way too many drunk stories to remeber, but here's one anyway. two years ago july 4th, my girl friend dumps me. so to fix things, i decide to call some guys and go drinking. we start the night with sushi, saki bombing(this was a key no no). next we meet some girls at this mexican restaurant. they've got these ripping margarita's made with ever clear. i have my 3 minimum and then we hit 6th street in Austin. don't remember anything from here out... then, it seemed like a dream. some cop was yelling at me, tossing me up against the car. next thing i know i wake up in the detox of the jail... with the taste of sushi and alcohol in my mouth. i didn't know why i was there. not to mention i was on probation for a dwi. the only number i could remember was the ex's. she calls my lawyer and comes to pick me up. i was arrested for a PI. turns out my friends put me in a taxi to go home. the fucking taxi driver droped me off at the wrong place. i didn't know where i was, so i just passed out on the side walk. when a cop came up(according to his report) i cussed him out and tried to piss on him. __________________ I am the walrus.