I was walking out of Safeway 30 minutes ago and I come across a kid sitting in front of my car on a nice looking Trek mountain bike. This kid was all of 14 or 15, blonde hair, blue eyes, well groomed, and wearing what I think was a Boy Scout uniform. I said hello to him, and he responded "Sup nigga!"
I don't make a habit out of bursting out in hysterical laughter right in peoples faces, but this time I couldn't resist.
I think I made him cry
