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xfalmp · 09-13-2005, 05:43 AM

Damn i read all of them... LOL

I liked these ones

27. If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say "OK. That'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window."
38. When they say "What would you like?" say, "Huh? Oh, you mean now."
63. Start the conversation with "My Call to (Pizza Place), Take 1, and. . . action!"
81. Mumble, "There's a bomb under your seat." When asked to repeat that, say "I said 'sauce smothered with meat'."
82. Make the first topping you order mushrooms. Make the last thing you say "No mushrooms, please." Hang up before they have a chance to respond.
83. When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say "You just don't get it, do you?"

09-13-2005, 05:43 AM
xfalmp Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Brazil Posts: 1,474	Damn i read all of them... LOL I liked these ones 27. If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say "OK. That'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window." 38. When they say "What would you like?" say, "Huh? Oh, you mean now." 63. Start the conversation with "My Call to (Pizza Place), Take 1, and. . . action!" 81. Mumble, "There's a bomb under your seat." When asked to repeat that, say "I said 'sauce smothered with meat'." 82. Make the first topping you order mushrooms. Make the last thing you say "No mushrooms, please." Hang up before they have a chance to respond. 83. When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say "You just don't get it, do you?" __________________ Trust the "WOW" effect.