Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing and gargling.

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How is a woman like a condom?

Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

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Three friends visit a "Gentlemen's Club." One of the friends wants to impress the other two, so he pulls out a $10 bill. A dancer comes over to them, and the guy licks the $10 bill and puts it on her butt.

Not to be outdone, the second friend pulls out a $50 bill. He calls the girl back over, licks the $50, and puts it on her other cheek.

Now the attention is focused on the third guy. He gets out his wallet, thinks for a minute... then pulls out his ATM card, swipes it down her crack, grabs the 60 bucks, and heads for the door.

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