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KMR Stitch · 09-12-2005, 11:48 PM

When Jane initially met Tarzan of the jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex.

"Tarzan not know sex," he replied.
Jane explained to him what sex was.

Tarzan said, "Oh,...Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree."
Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong...but I'll show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothing and laid down on the ground.

"Here" she said, "you must put it in here."
Tarzan removed his loincloth showing Jane his considerable
manhood, stepped closer, and then gave her a mighty kick right in the crotch!

Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity.
Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed:
"What in the hell did you do that for?"

Tarzan replied "check for squirrel."

09-12-2005, 11:48 PM
KMR Stitch I am cool Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 14,494	Joke Thread Post one better then this one. When Jane initially met Tarzan of the jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex. "Tarzan not know sex," he replied. Jane explained to him what sex was. Tarzan said, "Oh,...Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree." Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong...but I'll show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothing and laid down on the ground. "Here" she said, "you must put it in here." Tarzan removed his loincloth showing Jane his considerable manhood, stepped closer, and then gave her a mighty kick right in the crotch! Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity. Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed: "What in the hell did you do that for?" Tarzan replied "check for squirrel."