That's great news. Anyone who ever sold anything on Ebay will agree.
Fee for starting Skype: 10c
Fee for logging in: 25c
Connection fee: 60c
Fee for swearing: $1 each word ("fuck you" counts as two)
Fee for using the word "the" during conversation: $1
Fee for being a white male, aged 16-40 whilst using Skype: $2 per minute
Fee for moving the mouse whilst talking via Skype: 4c per inch
Fee for being alive whilst using Skype: 3c per breath in (then 3c per breath out)
Fee for holding your breath whilst using Skype: 8c per second
Fee for sitting in a leather chair whilst using Skype: $5.50 per day
Fee for a car, honking its horn in the background, during conversation: 80c
Fee for discussion of religion or politics: $1.50 per minute
Fee for hanging up after conversation: $7
